Thursday, September 23, 2021

Diary of the Dead: Romero's Latest Relevant Zombie Flick

George A Romero has established the need for a gimmick when it comes to zombie flicks, but it is hard to say that he had done a unique one after his first two "Night of the Living Dead" and "Dawn of the Dead". "Day of the Dead" upped the gore and explained what was going on with the apocalypse, but was nothing more than that. "Land of the Dead" was a clever story about the struggles between the have and the have nots (being living or undead), but played out like any other action flick.

Romero realized that he had to close the book on his first set of films, and that he has never had directorial success without them, so in 2007 Romero took a new approach and perhaps even found a new political message with "Diary of the Dead".

Nine Pitt film students and their professor are filming a mummy flick based around all of the old cliches when they first hear reports of the dead coming back to life. Some are skeptical, and who wouldn't be with the mainstream news media and the Internet amateur video telling different stories.

Regardless of what is going on, they have decided that they have to try making it to their homes, so they all reluctantly load up in a Winnebago except for the movie's director who cannot help but document the events that have fallen into his lap. Trying to convince his colleagues that it is the right thing to do is as much of a challenge as surviving the threats of the undead.

Diary of the Dead is the best example of the charm that Romero can offer since Night of the Living Dead. The film has to be done on the cheap because of the necessity to make it look like a student film, but this also forces the director to make every shot worthwhile so that it doesn't end up being as boring as a stereotypical student documentary.

People who find the drama that takes place between the protagonists in other Romero films, namely NotLD, to be boring will be pleased that there is almost a lack of drama. Good documentaries can't script drama, so Romero avoids having too many interactions between the characters. This may leave them as seemingly shallow, but also allows them to be caricatures which are the best things to have in a horror flick. Everything then becomes tongue and cheek, so the audience can sit back, enjoy the ride, and not care whether a person lives or dies as long as the demise is fun.

The demises in Diary are fun, but do not offer the same visceral pleasure they once had. A lot of the effects are dependent on computers and the transition from video game to Savini has yet to be mastered. That is even true in "Zombieland". All the exploding heads are shot from wide angles or are only implied. Fortunately, Romero's violence is still clever enough that we can overlook how we got to the corn syrup, just as long as we get to it.

If there is one thing that did not go over well with Diary of the Dead, it is the need to incorporate footage from outside the main story. It is important to have some, but the overuse of stock footage makes it overly preachy. The message of the confusion created by mass media is easily understood, so the viewer would rather focus on the film-making concept instead of the grand picture.

Diary of the Dead might be the most important zombie flick since "28 Days Later". It understands that zombies are for political messages and graphic violence, and it delivers on both. George A. Romero has finally recaptured what he had accomplished 30 years ago, and hopefully he will continue this with this year's release "Survival of the Dead."

Diary of the Dead (2007) - IMDb
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Feast III: The One with an "Ironic" Title

It is a good thing they chose not to call this film “Happy Ending” because this felt like a legitimate massage. You go through a lot and give up your time to have it, but if you don’t get a release, buy one of those chairs from Sharper Image instead of a Hooter’s waitress that has moved on.

"Feast III" makes up for Feast II being a low budget film that tried to shoot everything on a soundstage, but blows it on being the "Happy Finish" to what could have been horror series of the decade. It the end, it just handed the title to Danny Boyle’s pet projects.

The rooftop refugees from the attack of the indeterminate beasts must make their escape. With the additions of the redneck survivalist, the short bus riding prophet who seems to have the ability to ward off the monsters, and the karate expert straight out of the Chuck Norris impersonators era, will they stand a chance against not only the horny and hungry demons, but the breed of zombie that their vomit seems to have created.

Why I did not review Feast II? Because they filmed both of the original's sequels simultaneously, I did not want to pass judgment on the individual parts. Feast III, gives the viewers a bigger middle finger than The Sopranos, the second Newhart show, or every other Family Guy episode can offer. This is sad because until that point, the film had made its predecessor worthwhile. If they would have got out the puker angle in this one and the existence of Honey Pie subplot, they could have given us one great movie instead of the par and subpar films Dimension Extreme distributed.

And Jon Gulager could have still had his Sleepaway Camp ending. The ending was done as a laugh, but it feels like the writers just wanted to be done with the franchise. No mariachi number can take the taste of the ending away.

If you purchase the sequels (because Family Video in Morton didn’t carry them), you will initially feel disappointed, then you should realize the fun that can be had with these. I think it is great when a DVD inspires you to listen to a commentary track, and the third film does that. With the right beer or the right cheap vodka (Sobieski isn’t Svedka, but it’ll work), I’m sure a drinking game can be developed thus making it a worthwhile double feature.

Since Feast II: Sloppy Seconds and Feast III: The Happy Finish do work as great B-Movies, fans of that genre will enjoy these sequels for the ridiculous and gratuitous nature they embrace.These two films do not serve as great Indie movies, so it feels that the writers and director may have underestimated the intelligence of their audience. If you aren’t into niche pictures, buy Feast, and try to find the sequels on the Blockbuster shelves if you dare. As I said dare, don’t put these in the Netflix cue, so that they cannot catch you in the mail unaware.


Best Buy: Feast III: The Happy Finish [WS] [DVD] [2008]

Best Buy: Feast III: The Happy Finish [WS] [DVD] [2008]

Tuesday, September 21, 2021

NinetyForChill: The #Podcast - From Dreamy "Nocturna" to "A Nightmare on Elm St."

Films Researched for this Podcast: A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984), Nocturna (2007), and Teddy Bear (2012).

Skimble doing his best Johnny Depp on Elm St.

NinetyForChill.com: The Podcast

Episode 36: The #Podcast - From Dreamy "Nocturna" to "A Nightmare on Elm Street" (And the Art of Letterboxd Stalking).


ThePoeticCritic and Cool Movies Darth take you on a journey ranging from the Criterion Channel's Saturday Matinees for the smart kids to the directors with obsessions of dreamlike environments. The Spanish animated gem "Nocturna" and Wes Craven's "A Nightmare on Elm St" serve as bookends to this narrative that does quite a bit of juxtaposition of features like "The Never Ending Story" and "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas". NinetyForChill tries to capture the motivation behind Terry Gillian's filmography in about 90 minutes.
 

This episode was recorded the day after my chat about "Commando" with Michael Dubois, so I thought it would be nice and brief. My plan was to focus solely on the two titles that I am advertising. But, when you think you have the answers, TPC goes and changes the question. And she says sitting through WrestleMania at Robertson Memorial Field House gained her nothing. I think she maybe bitter that was how her seventh birthday was spent.

Just like Mapquest directions.
It is kind of appropriate for this 90-minute podcast to shape up the way it did. "Nocturna" has been recently added to the Criterion Channel's Matinees series. This inspired her to talk about some of the recent classics she had seen like "Mark of Zorro" and Charlie Chaplin's "Pilgrim". With "Nocturna" being set in a dream world, it would eventually culminate in a transition to the horror aspects. The path just happened to include opportunities to juxtapose the experimental children features like the many adaptations of "The Bluebird" with Terry Gilliam's Kubrickian "dream trilogy".

Of course, we offer more of a breakdown in the concepts that Disney animation "fans" are pushing. I compare those people to the DCEU supporters. It is a fair comparison since I am a man calling for more love to be provided to the Snyder-verse. We also take a stand about features that we gave a pass to being kids of the 1980s, but realize that the reassessments of Rufio are uncalled for. The same goes to the Sanderson sisters.

If anything needs reassessing, we determine it is the works of David Lynch and 1993's "Super Mario Bros".
 
Next week, the plan is to speak to Andras "Ta2squid" Bodolai. The "Ta2suid Podcast" offers great free-form conversations about horror movies, tattoos, metal music, and getting inside the minds of other podcast host. I am kind of worried because there is a sense where it may become "Who is interviewing who?" It should be fun, provided that I do not screw up the time zone differences again.


I would not mind being a couples week ahead when it comes to content, so I would love to hear from you with ideas on what to chat about. Frankly, it would be honor to host you and find out about why you offered your incite. Send an email to russthebus07@gmail.com with a movie, theme, director, or actor. If you promise to center the topic around movies between 74 and 99 minutes, audio gold should be the product.

If you need some suggestions, movies like "Fear of a Black Hat", "UHF" and "Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story" can make for a great theme. ThePoeticCritic knew that Robert Downey Sr.'s satirical masterpiece, "Putney Swope" fits the pod's time restraints. There are also Tim Burton's early classics "Pee Wee's Big Adventure" and "Beetlejuice". Or we could just focus on movies Danny Elfman scored.
 
I have been asking for weeks for assistance in composing an episode dedicated to vampire features like "The Lost Boys" trilogy, "Near Dark", and the "Underworld" movies. Here is to hoping that this bunch of critiques will stir up some inspiration in my audience to step up and hold off on the garlic. If this is a topic you up for discussing, feel free to send an email to russthebus07@gmail.com. All I need is a half hour on Zoom to get this done.

I hope I am impressing or at the very least amusing you with this podcast and I am open to any and all criticism. My biggest want is more guests and more suggestions on what to chat about (@catbusruss, russthebus07@gmail.com@coolmoviesdarth). If we can get 3 hours out of "Little Nicky", the possibilities are endless. Thanks for visiting.

 
After WrestleMania Backlash, I will tell you that we need to take zombie pro wrestling back. My suggestion is that we finally get my low-budget zombie movie, "Main Event of the Dead" off the ground. The script lacks a lumberjack match, so you know it has got to be better than the "Army of the Dead" advertisement. Ask for a treatment or give me suggestions on how to get it to a crowd-sourcing stage with an email to russthebus07@gmail.com.


Pinterest @racaguix
Pinterest @racaguix

Tuesday, September 14, 2021

House on Haunted Hill (1959): When They Use To Do Double Features


*This blog post was started on September 14, 2021. The review was written in 2010.

House on Haunted Hill: When They Use To Do Double Features

Why should horror sequels work? There is no need for exposition, so you can cut right to the mayhem. Why do they not work? Because they want to introduce new characters when all you need are stereotypes and archetypes.

In a gimmicky genre like horror, we do not necessarily need to know the torrid affairs of the protagonist(s). All you really need to know is the motive of the antagonist. This is the focus of the original "House on Haunted Hill", a trip into a wicked character's mind portrayed by Vincent Price.

For the amusement of his fourth wife, the eccentric millionaire Frederick Loren allows her to host her birthday party at the house that is supposedly possessed by generation after generation of murder victims. Thanks to his jealous nature, his wife is short on friends, so to make the night interesting, he has invited five individuals who are in need of money. Each will be awarded $10,000 if they successfully spend the night there, cut off from the world. Of course, Loren makes it clear that it is not about spending the night. It is about surviving it.

"House on Haunted Hill" is a wise thriller. Wise in the sense that it skips out on presenting exposition as the story moves forward. It opens like a video game. You view the characters and their two-sentence description, and then the movie goes forward, never looking back.

The story turns out to be anticlimactic, but the devious nature of the characters allow that conclusion to be fitting. The director and performers do a great job of presenting the "haunted" environment, but the mere presence of Price makes the film a classic.

Who would dare think that Geoffry Rush could capture what Price did with the role? Rush may have been destined to be miscast when it came to the 1999 "remake", but that is another conversation.

"House on Haunted Hill" is a prime example of how stories should be quick and to the point. This is especially the case when all you have is a premise and a performer. It shows that a director does not need much to make a classic, as long as they remember not to drag out the material.

3B Theater Poster Archive
3B Theater Poster Archive



 

Monday, September 13, 2021

NinetyForChill: The #Podcast - Commando - #FIRSTIES for Big Budget, So Bad It's Good #Movie

 Films Researched for this Episode: Commando (1985) and Sharknado (2013).

Eva Readies for a Body Count


NinetyForChill.com: The Podcast

Episode 35: Commando - #FIRSTIES for Big Budget, So Bad It's Good #Movie (The Austrian Dalton).


Michael Dubois makes his NinetyForChill debut as a contributor and we tackle Mark L. Lester's 1985 action classic, "Commando". This is the feature that was created give some humanity to Arnold Schwarzenegger, but Michael thinks it maybe the Governator as his most wooden. Perhaps he should have been cast as a cooler at a Missourian bar.
 

My hope was with this chat that was to demonstrate how this feature serves as the blue print for all of the action movies from the 1980 and 1990s. I suggested that this was Steven E. de Souza's less racist buddy shoot 'em up. Aside from casting "Clueless" and "Cheers" supporting actor Dan Hedaya as a Latin American dictator (I cannot recall seeing De Niro playing a native Spanish speaker.) and giving up on an interracial relationship between the leads of Arnie and Rae Dawn Chong (Thanks Reagan.), it succeeds???

Michael and I agree that the continuity may be there, regardless of the need to rewind action scenes to verify it. This may be why he feels that "Commando" is a competent, hilariously awesome-bad movie. He places this is the same category as Tommy Wiseau's "The Room". We know movies let grenades act like fiery Action Point tank-propelled tennis balls, but once claymores act like C4, the picture seems to be more of a fantasy film instead of a realistic and gritty warfare feature.

And these are the features that Michael gravitates to. We discuss whether of not bad movies that can only be purchased directly from the auteur can be enjoyable on their own. I think "Birdemic: Shock and Awe" can only be watched with Rifftrax's Michael, Kevin, and Bill. Mr. Dubois loves to relish in the techniques used to try and place the unfilmable to the big screen.

Speaking of what should not be placed on film, we reminisce about the bravery of Jeremy Irons and the features that he did to furnish his castles. One of those features being 2000's "Dungeons & Dragons".
 
 
I will give you a heads up. There ended up being a good 30 to 45 minutes of conversation that ended up being pretty political. The two of both think that I, an anti-gun aspiring communist, and him, a anti-capitalist with dreams of anarchy, spent a little too much time on when and how the revolution should occur. Hence, I do make an effort to limit how much makes it back on the Internet.

Next week, ThePoeticCritic on Letterboxd returns. If you want to see what we movies we analyze (and stay relatively free of bashing the current state of Hollywood), visit her Letterboxd Diary. The video below is a hint.

 


I would not mind being a couples week ahead when it comes to content, so I would love to hear from you with ideas on what to chat about. Frankly, it would be honor to host you and find out about why you offered your incite. Send an email to russthebus07@gmail.com with a movie, theme, director, or actor. If you promise to center the topic around movies between 74 and 99 minutes, audio gold should be the product.

If you need some suggestions, movies like "Fear of a Black Hat", "UHF" and "Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story" can make for a great theme. ThePoeticCritic knew that Robert Downey Sr.'s satirical masterpiece, "Putney Swope" fits the pod's time restraints. There are also Tim Burton's early classics "Pee Wee's Big Adventure" and "Beetlejuice". Or we could just focus on movies Danny Elfman scored.
 
I have been asking for weeks for assistance in composing an episode dedicated to vampire features like "The Lost Boys" trilogy, "Near Dark", and the "Underworld" movies. Here is to hoping that this bunch of critiques will stir up some inspiration in my audience to step up and hold off on the garlic. If this is a topic you up for discussing, feel free to send an email to russthebus07@gmail.com. All I need is a half hour on Zoom to get this done.

I hope I am impressing or at the very least amusing you with this podcast and I am open to any and all criticism. My biggest want is more guests and more suggestions on what to chat about (@catbusruss, russthebus07@gmail.com@coolmoviesdarth). If we can get 3 hours out of "Little Nicky", the possibilities are endless. Thanks for visiting.

 
After WrestleMania Backlash, I will tell you that we need to take zombie pro wrestling back. My suggestion is that we finally get my low-budget zombie movie, "Main Event of the Dead" off the ground. The script lacks a lumberjack match, so you know it has got to be better than the "Army of the Dead" advertisement. Ask for a treatment or give me suggestions on how to get it to a crowd-sourcing stage with an email to russthebus07@gmail.com.

AliExpress.com - John Matrix Inspired Character Art - I Lied - Commando 1985
AliExpress.com - John Matrix Inspired Character Art - I Lied - Commando 1985

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