Destroy Capitalism! Destroy the Consumer!

I probably need to be making zombie jokes or having hotter movie takes to make better use of the @maineventzombie. Retweeting left-wing accounts and complaining about my experiences in retail does not really scream, "guy with a pro-wrestling zom-com script that probably can be produced for under $25,000. I will be happy to send those interested with the concept a treatment of "Main Event of the Dead." Just send your request to russthebus07@gmail.com.

Then again "Main Event of the Dead" is "suppose to be"/"better be" gory, so perhaps I just need to come up with gorier demises to consumers. Stuff that tops:

Would not mind every retail parking lot to have one landmine before the door to a store. Do you really need those back-to-school deals? #WhenLifeGivesYou___Make #Deals8:16 AM - 30 Mar 2019

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Read the rest of this blog and other stories at Main Event of the Dead.com and determine if this thought process can be translated into a B-movie comedy about pro-wrestling zombies.

 

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