Violent Religious Video Games (Hypothetical)

Coworker 1: You won't like it.

Coworker 2: It's blasphemous.

Myself: Yeah.

Coworker 3: Come on.

The meme was "Passion of the Christ: Whip It Edition" for the Wii.

Myself: I think it would be more appropriate for the Switch's motion controls.

I think coworker three was probably emotionally knocked out by the sheer concept, so my pun was not registered in the complaint. It is funny how Jesus followers seem to be the least empathetic.

Read the rest of this blog and other stories at Main Event of the Dead.com and determine if this thought process can be translated into a B-movie comedy about pro-wrestling zombies.