Tuesday, August 31, 2021

Cravings...Daddy's Girl...Vampire Flick or the Welsh "Crush"


Lionsgate may have dropped the ball with their DVD release of the Welsh import "Daddy’s Girl" by renaming it "Cravings". Since it was originally released in 2006, the American distributor was probably just trying to capitalize on the belief that actress Jaime Winstone ("Donkey Punch") maybe the next great British actress. Horror DVD’s are probably the most rented and it being Lionsgate’s bread and butter, the renaming allow it to capture the largest audience. This proves to be misleading because Cravings is not so much thriller or horror feature than Alicia Silverstone’s The Crush. To its credit, Cravings does take the Electra complex to a new level of creepy.


Stephen (Richard Harrington) is a psychotherapist who is just six weeks removed from his wife’s suicide. As a welcome back present, his first new patient is Nina (Winstone), a girl who had slit her wrist on "accident." She claims to just be going through that cutting stage of adolescence, but Stephen believes that because she drinks her blood, there is a far more disturbing problem. As Stephen becomes closer to Nina’s mother (Louise Delamere), Nina begins to lash out at everyone who can offer her a taste of the crimson. Being too involved with the case, and still struggling with the grief of his wife’s death, Stephen must stop Nina’s behavior before it cost him his sanity and more.

Cravings is not about vampires in the traditional sense, but it chooses to wait till the one-hour mark before it disappoints the viewer who was hoping for paranormal action. There is nothing great about the film’s direction and the script had no clue on how to write the characters beyond Stephen and the ghost-whispering plumber. Because of this, the story is about Stephen losing his sanity, and the blood sucker with daddy issues is secondary.

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This path to lunacy may have been a great premise, but there are not that many things that he can go nuts over. The only poor performance (which may have just been written that way) is that of Delamere who does not know whether or not to be motherly, secretive, or devious, so there is only a suicide and a nutty teen threatening to push him over the edge. Somehow these do not seem to be grand challenge.

As for Winstone’s performance, she offers up her ability to be dynamic, but with no explanation of how she was ever at the low end of the evil spectrum, the script wasted her talent. She is a lovable psycho (okay this critic does not care much for poodles), and like the box art implies, she should have been the focus of the picture.

The American release of Daddy’s Girl is nothing but false advertising to try to promote a possible up-and-coming actress. It is written to poorly to be a great psychological thriller, and it is nothing close to being considered horror. If this lands on cable, it might be worth killing sometime or as background noise, but for those who have an itch for an entertaining DVD, this will not satisfy their cravings.
 

Monday, August 30, 2021

NinetyForChill - The #Podcast: Super the Movie and Super Michael Rooker

 Films Researched for this Episode: Super (2010) and Kaboom (2010).

Spider-Skim

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Episode 33: Spider-Skim present Super the Movie and Super Michael Rooker


Gregory Carl returns to the podcast to demonstrate his range of cinematic knowledge. Gregory and Cool Movies Darth discuss the pre franchise work of writer/director James Gunn. We end up mainly focusing on 2010's "Super" and allow that to express our admiration of Gunn's most recent features and the inimitable Michael Rooker.

The two us come at "Super" from two different perspectives. I really admired this feature for being made for the most stereotypical comic book reader while Gregory tries to get over the casting of Rainn Wilson and the obnoxiousness of the characters who make the uninitiated weary of entering a comic book shop. We can agree on the film's strengths, but not the ending. In the end, recency bias lead to us not giving enough attention towards the undeniable classic that is James Gunn's "Slither".

Eva is part of my own personal Spiderverse

"Super" was the most recent feature we saw between Gunn's two pre "Guardians" directorial efforts. My ability to see it for free was thanks to Apple TV's IFC Films Unlimited service. If I was not planning to give Shudder a chance, this service maybe worth more than its one-week trial. $5.99 is an acceptable price if you have it to spare.

Thanks to IFC's service and my vacation time, I was also able to watch Olivier Assayas's "Personal Shopper" which was one of the best paranormal features I have seen since "The Orphanage", the cinematic extension of the great BBC political satire series "The Thick of It" with "In the Loop", but best of all, my admiration of Gregg Araki was rewarded with "Kaboom".
 
Otherwise, this podcast is quite brotherly as we not only discuss features like Gunn's "Suicide Squad" but stories about Juventud Guerrera and of our fond memories of toys like Funko Pops, WWF Hasbro figures, and Fortnite figures. Some memories are more recent than others I suppose.

 
The two of really wish we would have given "Slither" more time, but only one us was on vacation. With that said, if you want to chat about that undeniable classic. Send an email to russthebus07@gmail.com.

With that said, I have got a lot of time till next Monday to record podcasts. After deeming "The Suicide Squad" to be too long, an interest in finding movies to cut down to about 90-minutes has arose. If anyone wants to chat about this, send an email to russthebus07@gmail.com or follow me on Twitter @catbusruss. Just offer a 90-minute subject (film, director, theme, or actor[s]) to also chat about. OR, another movie to figure out how to get from a bloated state down to the ideal frame of 74 to 99 minutes.

I would not mind being a couples week ahead when it comes to content, so I would love to hear from you with ideas on what to chat about. Frankly, it would be honor to host you and find out about why you offered your incite. Send an email to russthebus07@gmail.com with a movie, theme, director, or actor. If you promise to center the topic around movies between 74 and 99 minutes, audio gold should be the product.
 
If you need some suggestions, movies like "Fear of a Black Hat", "UHF" and "Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story" can make for a great theme. ThePoeticCritic knew that Robert Downey Sr.'s satirical masterpiece, "Putney Swope" fits the pod's time restraints. There are also Tim Burton's early classics "Pee Wee's Big Adventure" and "Beetlejuice". Or we could just focus on movies Danny Elfman scored.
 
I have been asking for weeks for assistance in composing an episode dedicated to vampire features like "The Lost Boys" trilogy, "Near Dark", and the "Underworld" movies. Here is to hoping that this bunch of critiques will stir up some inspiration in my audience to step up and hold off on the garlic. If this is a topic you up for discussing, feel free to send an email to russthebus07@gmail.com. All I need is a half hour on Zoom to get this done.

I hope I am impressing or at the very least amusing you with this podcast and I am open to any and all criticism. My biggest want is more guests and more suggestions on what to chat about (@catbusrussrussthebus07@gmail.com@coolmoviesdarth). If we can get 3 hours out of "Little Nicky", the possibilities are endless. Thanks for visiting.
 
After WrestleMania Backlash, I will tell you that we need to take zombie pro wrestling back. My suggestion is that we finally get my low-budget zombie movie, "Main Event of the Dead" off the ground. The script lacks a lumberjack match, so you know it has got to be better than the "Army of the Dead" advertisement. Ask for a treatment or give me suggestions on how to get it to a crowd-sourcing stage with an email to russthebus07@gmail.com.

 
 
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Monday, August 23, 2021

NinetyForChill - The #Podcast: Save Wes Anderson From Corporate Ducks

 Films Researched for this Episode: Bottle Rocket (1996) and Rushmore (1998).

Eva Appreciates Anderson's Debut

NinetyForChill.com: The Podcast

Episode 32: Save Wes Anderson From Corporate Ducks (Donald, Daffy, Aflac...run)


Like many of Wes Anderson's features, oddball circumstances had led to ThePoeticCritic saving my bum. She found Anderson's filmography to be interesting enough to give us some content. I bring the breakdowns of features like "Bottle Rocket" and "Rushmore" while TPC emphasizes the importance of his freedom from the revived studio system. Anderson is essentially the independent scene's cheerleader. Please forgive the "Heroes" reference.

As with the characters in Anderson's work, there were difficulties with the recording process. I think I am mastering the Zoom PodTrak P4 when it comes to setting up the levels. When it comes to the layout of the buttons, this ended being three separate files and we lost 10 minutes of ThePoeticCritic and I determining whether his style is more Coen Brothers or more Tim Burton. Either way, he maybe the best talent in cinema right now.

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Which is why she is adamant that he stays away from any and all franchises. I am intrigued by the concept of him directing a Submariner movie with a "Life Aquatic" aesthetic. After typing that, the MCU needs Luke Wilson. Here is to hoping that you can forgive me for calling him Luke Owen. Wrestle Talk is a daily YouTube experience.

If you want a peak at the best contention between us siblings, we debate why she has yet to watch any Edgar Wright features. She claims there is too much brilliance from the past to be concerned with the presence. I try to make an argument that Wright proves there is still something worthwhile to current cinematic culture.
 
We did not take the time to lighten the mood by referencing the RiffTrax short she showed me earlier that day, "More Dangerous Than Dynamite". But I took the time to document and put over some of her great guides when it comes to venturing into #FilmTwitter. If you want some good content, give Bill Smiley (@neokefka_99) and Jessica Ritchey's (@Ruby_Stevens) Twitter profiles a look.
 
 
Typing this blog post up makes me wonder about some of my big sister's friends. @Ruby_Stevens? Could it me a burner account for my eldest sibling? My mom's nickname was "Ruby". Is she holding out on cinematic knowledge? But I digress.
 
As for next week's episode, it will be the conclusion to the comedy of errors that gave us this episode. Two previous guests tried to get a hold of me to cover the early works of James Gunn. Neither of them would have worked out to record in time for this week, but its great that to know the show is good enough for guests to want to come back. I am on vacation this week, so we will definitely get the Gunn Show off the ground.

With that said, I have got a lot of time till next Monday to record podcasts. After deeming "The Suicide Squad" to be too long, an interest in finding movies to cut down to about 90-minutes has arose. If anyone wants to chat about this, send an email to russthebus07@gmail.com or follow me on Twitter @catbusruss. Just offer a 90-minute subject (film, director, theme, or actor[s]) to also chat about. OR, another movie to figure out how to get from a bloated state down to the ideal frame of 74 to 99 minutes.


I would not mind being a couples week ahead when it comes to content, so I would love to hear from you with ideas on what to chat about. Frankly, it would be honor to host you and find out about why you offered your incite. Send an email to russthebus07@gmail.com with a movie, theme, director, or actor. If you promise to center the topic around movies between 74 and 99 minutes, audio gold should be the product.
 
If you need some suggestions, movies like "Fear of a Black Hat", "UHF" and "Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story" can make for a great theme. ThePoeticCritic knew that Robert Downey Sr.'s satirical masterpiece, "Putney Swope" fits the pod's time restraints. There are also Tim Burton's early classics "Pee Wee's Big Adventure" and "Beetlejuice". Or we could just focus on movies Danny Elfman scored.
 
I have been asking for weeks for assistance in composing an episode dedicated to vampire features like "The Lost Boys" trilogy, "Near Dark", and the "Underworld" movies. Here is to hoping that this bunch of critiques will stir up some inspiration in my audience to step up and hold off on the garlic. If this is a topic you up for discussing, feel free to send an email to russthebus07@gmail.com. All I need is a half hour on Zoom to get this done.

I hope I am impressing or at the very least amusing you with this podcast and I am open to any and all criticism. My biggest want is more guests and more suggestions on what to chat about (@catbusrussrussthebus07@gmail.com@coolmoviesdarth). If we can get 3 hours out of "Little Nicky", the possibilities are endless. Thanks for visiting.
 
After WrestleMania Backlash, I will tell you that we need to take zombie pro wrestling back. My suggestion is that we finally get my low-budget zombie movie, "Main Event of the Dead" off the ground. The script lacks a lumberjack match, so you know it has got to be better than the "Army of the Dead" advertisement. Ask for a treatment or give me suggestions on how to get it to a crowd-sourcing stage with an email to russthebus07@gmail.com.
 
 
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No855 My Bottle Rocket minimal movie poster Art Print

Wednesday, August 18, 2021

90 Minutes on Prime: Contamination...of Cinematic Bed Bites


Do I rant about my girlfriend's perception that I might tight bummed nature should end when I am in the confines of our home? Or should I start my movie review about an Italian-German "Alien" ripoff that tried more than most foreign knockoffs to be appreciated, "Contamination"?

"Game of Thrones" has not concluded yet, so better keep the peace for the next 48 hours. Here is a review for something that "80's All Over" over reacted to.

A freighter from Columbia was making incredible haste to arrive in New York. This is quite off since there are no signs of a crew. When it is tugged into port, Lt. Detective Aris is assigned to investigate the ghost ship with a team of quarantine experts. He ends up being the only survivor as the team joins the rest of the crew, exploding after encountering large green eggs found in Univerx Coffee boxes.

Aris is of course quarantined by the department of defense, but Col. Stella Holmes believes his experience with these seemingly alien bacteria pods makes him an asset. He is an asset who is at least aware that there is only one possible reason why this potential invasion has come to Earth despite the odds are one in billions. They must have stowed away with one of the crew members from a Martian expedition.

The surviving member, Com. Ian Hubbard, is up for restoring his reputation after being smeared by his comrade Hamilton, and will join these two as they head to South America to stop the cultivating of Armageddon. Hopefully, this event is just the randomness of the cosmos, because who can imagine a motive to kick start our destruction?

"Contamination" tried to be more than a straight rip off of Ridley Scott's classic, and you have to appreciate that. It wanted to be ranked up their with the memorable Lucio Fulci films like "Zombi 2" and have the class of Dario Argento. Sadly, the action-free second act prevents it from adequate amounts of gore to be silly like the prior or provide a great "Goblin" score like so many of the latter's films have.

This film does not have truly inspired gore, just exploding torsos, but the first act give you plenty of it and a ridiculous premise that promised to keep it up. Once the second act starts focusing on conspiracy of how this could have happened in NYC, it does nothing to grab your attention like a fun horror flick would. It plays out like a James Bond film, but Bond films at least have action every 15 minutes or so. With the film's villains being dependent on the eggs as their only memes to maim, using them to keep our attention is not as convenient as rifles or ninjas.

Once Mars is mentioned, you know this film is stretching to justify the effects in the first act. If this was a third act surprise, my eyeballs would not have rolled back. With a bit of restructuring, this flick could have been everything it wanted to be. When you watch a Italian knock off, you want it to have a plot that lets you see ridiculousness every 10 minutes. If screenwriter cannot figure a way for an animal to suddenly strike (dogs at the throat of the handicapped is a reliable one), than he missed the point to begin with. Because writer/director Luigi Cozzi knew how to make American cinema jabs in the dialogue, this being a miss is even more disappointing.

When I booted up Amazon Prime, it was to rewatch "Galaxy of Terror" since I did not jot down a review after that Netflix DVD. Because of the gore and "Galaxy's" second unit director and production designer, James Cameron, eventually directing "Aliens", "Contamination" seemed like it was going to be a more worthwhile watch. In a way, it was. Cozzi's film reminded me of how much I enjoy great B-Cinema, and that I am not necessarily watching it ironically. It felt good to want to revisit Fulci's films and expand willingness to watch Roger Corman's films that make you think, "that is surely too much."

"Contamination" is inoffensive and ambitious enough to avoid being painful, but when your asking for better stories but similar production qualities, a Euro-junk cinema fan can skip it. In fact, it will remind you to when the first act ends.

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Tuesday, August 17, 2021

Living & Dying: Will Anyone Actually Study Quentin Tarantino's Movies?


Living & Dying: Will Anyone Actually Study Quentin Tarantino's Movies?

Edward Furlong quotes Saint Bernard of Clairvaux in his 2006 HBO Video release "Living & Dying".

The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

That maybe the best way to describe this production.

Nadia and Sam will do anything to get her daughter back from her rich ex-husband, so to come up with the fiscal resources to win custody, they attempt to rob a bank that serves as a criminal's pay roll office. The robbery goes well, but the cops arrive sooner than expected. This results in Nadia being wounded in a fire fight forcing them to take refuge in a cafe across the street.

With no escape plan, they are easy prey for the two psychotics who happened to be dining at the restaurant. Now it is up to Sam to resolve this before the cops or the nuts kill everyone.

Conceptually, "Living & Dying" seems very strong. It has a clever twist on the heist going wrong formula, but the script continues to try and be clever. It ends up leading to the negative result of being too clever. That result means it becomes too stupid.

And the cast seems to realize how dumb the tale becomes. None of the performances seem genuine, but when the casting attempted to be clever (South African star Arnold Vosloo and Turkish actress Yelda Reynaud as Texan detectives) what do you expect. Michael Madsen as a villain provides some relief, but his character is as disposable as the film.

The script keeps everyone guessing about what it wants to be. At least in a drama, you cannot have a "What makes a great mom" conversation that is followed with a brutal rape. You cannot have comical segments with the detectives followed by an irrational hostage execution. And at no point can a drama resort to body humor as a twist.

Lets go back to the rape sequence. Why? Because it was the only thing shot well. If you are taking on film noir without a budget, watch "Reservoir Dogs." You cannot afford to jump from set to set. It will not look good, so do not try.

Could Madsen have brought that up to the producers? Or was that a Tarantino secret I just discovered.

If M. Night Shyamalan directed low-budget noir, he may end up providing us with a film like "Living & Dying". This film is too stupid to be worthwhile, and it is sad the crew did not know when to quit or do their homework.

Arnold Vosloo - Hollywood.com
Arnold Vosloo - Hollywood.com

 

NinetyForChill - The #Podcast: ThePoeticCritic vs. Daffy and Donald

 Films Researched for this Episode: Quicksand (2003).

Skimble just wants R-Rated Hulu

NinetyForChill.com: The Podcast

Episode 31: ThePoeticCritic vs. Daffy and Donald (Criterion Channel Needs a Duck Mascot)


ThePoeticCritic returns to the podcast and lets us know how we must stand up to Disney and their efforts to allow the Marvel Cinematic Universe to consume the whole of mass media and prevent new ideas from influencing aspiring film makers. It is a call to seek shelter in the Criterion Collection. Thankfully, their streaming channel has great Saturday matinees for the kids along side Cronenberg and Jarmush for Mom and Dad.

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TPC is not overly optimistic about the rest of the 2021 film calendar, so she refers us to many an interesting documentary ("Class Action Park" and "Woodstock 99: Peace, Love and Rage [Both on HBO Max]). These help keep her mind off of Disney's false progressive signals (If you have to curtail to Chinese values, there is no progress.) despite they have taken News Corp out of the content creation game.

I do try to calm her saying that things are not as bad as she thinks they are, but a consensus is reached between us that the House of Mouse is establishing a new Hayes Code. It is up to us to support wise auteurs like Martin Scorsese and to divert our focus to the new age of content creators, no matter how far they have been buried by Disney, AT&T/Warner Media, Viacom/Paramount, and Comcast/Universal. This leaves me fearing that we are just Bill Paxtons for xenomorphs if Lionsgate and Sony figure out over-the-top services. Game over man.
 
But this chat is not all doom and gloom. We preach the art of riffing movies after some inspiration from the Rifftrax short "Courtesy: A Good Eggsample". It also serves as a demonstration on how taboo subjects (We [and the Rifftrax trio] went to that Gump place.), can still be funny if you have your joke structure down. The two of also have a good laugh about "Bluey" censorship.
 
 
The chat also features a discussion on how to see movies in the theater and the importance of not going to deep into #FilmTwitter. If you must navigate the thoughts of vampiric mouse familiars, take note of the handles that TPC offers you to serve as guides.
 
I am still looking for a guest for the August 24th episode of this podcast. After deeming "The Suicide Squad" to be too long, an interest in finding movies to cut down to about 90-minutes has arose. If anyone wants to chat about this, send an email to russthebus07@gmail.com or follow me on Twitter @catbusruss. Just offer a 90-minute subject (film, director, theme, or actor(s)) to also chat about. OR, another movie to figure out how to get from a bloated state down to the ideal frame of 74 to 99 minutes.

The podcast has to be recorded by August 22nd. Let me thank you in advance for your assistance.


I would not mind being a couples week ahead when it comes to content, so I would love to hear from you with ideas on what to chat about. Frankly, it would be honor to host you and find out about why you offered your incite. Send an email to russthebus07@gmail.com with a movie, theme, director, or actor. If you promise to center the topic around movies between 74 and 99 minutes, audio gold should be the product.
 
If you need some suggestions, movies like "Fear of a Black Hat", "UHF" and "Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story" can make for a great theme. ThePoeticCritic knew that Robert Downey Sr.'s satirical masterpiece, "Putney Swope" fits the pod's time restraints. There are also Tim Burton's early classics "Pee Wee's Big Adventure" and "Beetlejuice". Or we could just focus on movies Danny Elfman scored.
 
I have been asking for weeks for assistance in composing an episode dedicated to vampire features like "The Lost Boys" trilogy, "Near Dark", and the "Underworld" movies. Here is to hoping that this bunch of critiques will stir up some inspiration in my audience to step up and hold off on the garlic. If this is a topic you up for discussing, feel free to send an email to russthebus07@gmail.com. All I need is a half hour on Zoom to get this done.

I hope I am impressing or at the very least amusing you with this podcast and I am open to any and all criticism. My biggest want is more guests and more suggestions on what to chat about (@catbusrussrussthebus07@gmail.com@coolmoviesdarth). If we can get 3 hours out of "Little Nicky", the possibilities are endless. Thanks for visiting.
 
After WrestleMania Backlash, I will tell you that we need to take zombie pro wrestling back. My suggestion is that we finally get my low-budget zombie movie, "Main Event of the Dead" off the ground. The script lacks a lumberjack match, so you know it has got to be better than the "Army of the Dead" advertisement. Ask for a treatment or give me suggestions on how to get it to a crowd-sourcing stage with an email to russthebus07@gmail.com.
 
 
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Friday, August 13, 2021

Netflix DVD - Brigsby Bear: A Mental Disorder to Rally Around

 

I can work to find the bright side of any situation, so my girlfriend's 24-hours of sleeplessness on Thursday (was it inspired by concluding "Fight Club" or just her buyer's remorse on skipping a B1G1 deal at Rue 21?) allowed me to finally get comfortable enough to explore a feature about captivity, mental illness, and Teddy Ruxpin, "Brigsby Bear".

James Mitchum has been growing up in a post apocalyptic world where VHS is the only thing that allows him to escape the isolation. Every week, a new video is delivered to the bunker. It is the only TV show anyone born after the fall of man knows. At least that is how it was for James. Once Ted and April Mitchum are captured for abducting him as an infant, he is thrown into a world where nothing that he grew up knowing actually exists.

"Brigsby Bear Adventures" was a show produced and developed by Ted to serve as educational programming for his pseudo son, so in order to keep up the illusion of "Fallout: New Salt Lake", James was the only person to ever watch the show. It is the only thing James is interested in, but after his real father, Greg, takes him to see a movie, he discovers there is a way to still hold on to the world he knew, or at least grow beyond it. He is going to conclude the Brigsby story by writing and producing his own feature film.

Being James's only passion, people who try and get to know him cannot help but be mesmerized by his tales of a Chuck E. Cheese robot battling a bearded, cackling sun. His sister Aubrey's friends are all in on making this film and aspiring director Spencer uploading the old tapes to Youtube, the kidnap kid's popularity only grows. With some sympathetic former actors in the police department having access to the show's props, the only things that could possibly stop the film from wrapping up are his real parent's need for him to identify with them and his Google search history that raises a lot of red flags at Homeland Security.

Practical effects are a lost art. If their was ever a greater reason to destroy the Patriot Act, I would like to hear it.

At one hour and 37 minutes, "Brigsby Bear" is a work of genius. You get this convoluted story on top of actual moments of dealing with the trauma of being throw into a world that you have never known. The story is an inspiring and great tale about the need for compassion and understanding.

There are still some nits to pick. Imagining this film with a budget is something you cannot help but do. The feature does not offer anything in exceptional in terms of primary cast and direction. I think it is a bit too meta to direct the film like the characters directing their own film.

The lead and primary writer Kyle Mooney displays passion well, but the characters who turn out to be his adversaries are too restrained. Perhaps they could have been exaggerated in their efforts to make James face reality, but with Greg Kinnear, Mark Hamill, and all the adolescent characters shine when they get their chance, director Dave McCary's approach may have been appropriate.

With concise direction and writing, it is a shame that "Brigsby Bear" did not get a wider release. It is funny and clever and has a message that I think everyone could benefit from. The actors you came to see deliver and any one from Generation X to Millenials can appreciate the celebration of not quite ready for PBS productions.

My only other wish is that it was released eight years earlier when I started trying to promote "Main Event of the Dead" my low-budget, pro-wrestling themed zom-com. Feel free to request a treatment at russthebus07@gmail.com. It may have let more of my acquaintances giving my weird and passionate self a chance.

Lonely Island, are you interested in another sub $7 million project?

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Tuesday, August 10, 2021

Futureworld (1976) - The Standard for an Ill-Advised Sequel


The original "Westworld" was 88 minutes. Because a sequel is meant to build upon the world of the previous feature, I can overlook this feature's extra 16 minutes.

Futureworld - The Standard for an Ill-Advised Sequel

 Steven Spielberg did not direct "Jaws 2". From a film "expert" standpoint, it easy to assume why. A good sequel does not change the original formula. Thus, it should essentially be the same movie, only better. How do you top "Jaws"?

A bad idea for a sequel comes when the formula is changed. It is forgivable to tweak the original's premise to further adapt beloved characters from the first film, but the feature still needs to be a copy of the original. Luke running from the Empire must be constant. So in "Jurassic Park" the dinosaurs going nuts need some build up.

It is easy to see why Spielberg took on "The Lost World: Jurassic Park" because dinosaurs are already nuts. This gave him a new idea to play with. Unfortunately, Spielberg must have failed to remember the sequel to Michael Crichton's "Jurassic Park" prototype, "Westworld's" "Futureworld".

With so much money invested into the Delos resort, it would be foolish not to reopen the facility because of a singular robotic revolution that started in Westworld. The company swears nothing can go wrong, but they need some great publicity to assure those who can afford $12,000 a day that the attraction is safe.

Along with high-ranking Soviet and Japanese officials, Delos has invited America's premier TV personality, Tracy Ballard (Blythe Danner), and an investigative reporter, Chuck Browning (Peter Fonda), to prove that nothing negative will occur with their relaunch. Everything seems kosher, since they removed the human technicians with robots, but it all seems too perfect. There must be something sinister a foot. Can our journalists discover it, or will decadence or Delos consume them?

"Futureworld" lacks the charm of its predecessor. It is a B-movie about journalists like "The Manchurian Candidate" instead of a tale about a perfect world crumbling. There a a few interactions between our characters and the environment, and because humans and robots mingling together is what sold the first film, why would we return for a sequel where this is lacking?

We hardly get five minutes in any of the theme parks. If you have seen "Westworld", it is kind of a downer that our protagonists choose to have sex with each other rather than a robot.

I saw this feature in 2010, so I could not have known that Jonathan Nolan and Lisa Joy were such fans of the franchise that they would successfully figure out how to manifest everything from this feature to work in the "Westworld" HBO series.

"Westworld" was a tacky premise, but was delivered and produced as a great sci-fi film (The 1970's may have been the golden era when you take "Silent Runnings" and "Logan's Run" into account.). Everything in the sequel, with the exception of brilliant CG, is incredibly tacky from sets to dialogue. Honestly, "Futureworld" is not bad for low-budget 70's fare, but it is a sequel to a classic which makes the Yul Brynner "Man in Black" dance dream the most redeeming thing about it.

"Futureworld" is a fine example of how not to make a sequel. Movies are not fan fiction. We do not want them to serve only as a setting for a story. If the original environments or characters that drew us to the first film are lacking, then you are better off writing a reboot for you own sake.

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Monday, August 9, 2021

NinetyForChill - The #Podcast: "The Suicide Squad" vs. Vampires"

  Films Researched for This Episode: Daughter of Darkness (1990) and Blood Sucking Bastards (2015), The Suicide Squad (2021).

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Episode 30: "The Suicide Squad" vs. Vampires" (Does DC Even Suck Blood?)


This week's episode is short and sweet. Cool Movies Darth offers up his opinion on the latest DCEU feature, James Gunn's "The Suicide Squad", to show that he has his finger on the cinematic pulse while offering up some vampiric movies to check out, Stuart Gordon's "Daughter of Darkness" and the 2015 office comedy "Bloodsucking Bastards".

Forgetting that Skimble is a Jack at best.
Am I surprised that the new squad has a 91% rating on Rotten Tomatoes? A bit because it definitely is not on the level of "Star Wars: The Last Jedi" or even "Guardians of the Galaxy". I can see everybody agreeing that this feature is good, but it is an example of why all films should target a 90-minute runtime. If anyone wants to chat about this, send an email to russthebus07@gmail.com or follow me on Twitter @catbusruss. Just offer a 90-minute subject (film, director, theme, or actor(s)) to also chat about. OR, another movie to figure out how to get from a bloated state down to the ideal frame of 74 to 99 minutes.

As for the vampire features, "Daughter of Darkness" is a fun made for CBS feature. If there is a flaw, it was the Chicagoan Gordon picking on Peoria and soy beans. Sadly, it also lacks the gore of "Reanimator" or "Castle Freak". In other words, where was Jeffrey Combs?


The vampire flick that I think all should have a ball with is "Bloodsucking Bastards". It features your typical timid white nerd, the juvenile-acting bro, and the former military security guard versus a homo-nocturna, sales manager Pedro Pascal. Part of the fun is seeing Oberyn Martell acting like a regular douchebag instead of foreign weapon expert. This is the perfect middle-ground between "Game of Thrones" and "The Mandalorian".


I do not know what next week's show will bring us. Perhaps it will be a podcast first date. Tinder has introduced me to a girl who wants to cover Kevin Smith's "Red State". That is the kind of sense of humor I do not want to miss out on.


I would not mind being a couples week ahead when it comes to content, so I would love to hear from you with ideas on what to chat about. Frankly, it would be honor to host you and find out about why you offered your incite. Send an email to russthebus07@gmail.com with a movie, theme, director, or actor. If you promise to center the topic around movies between 74 and 99 minutes, audio gold should be the product.
 
If you need some suggestions, movies like "Fear of a Black Hat", "UHF" and "Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story" can make for a great theme. ThePoeticCritic knew that Robert Downey Sr.'s satirical masterpiece, "Putney Swope" fits the pod's time restraints. There are also Tim Burton's early classics "Pee Wee's Big Adventure" and "Beetlejuice". Or we could just focus on movies Danny Elfman scored.
 
I have been asking for weeks for assistance in composing an episode dedicated to vampire features like "The Lost Boys" trilogy, "Near Dark", and the "Underworld" movies. Here is to hoping that this bunch of critiques will stir up some inspiration in my audience to step up and hold off on the garlic. If this is a topic you up for discussing, feel free to send an email to russthebus07@gmail.com. All I need is a half hour on Zoom to get this done.

I hope I am impressing or at the very least amusing you with this podcast and I am open to any and all criticism. My biggest want is more guests and more suggestions on what to chat about (@catbusrussrussthebus07@gmail.com@coolmoviesdarth). If we can get 3 hours out of "Little Nicky", the possibilities are endless. Thanks for visiting.
 
After WrestleMania Backlash, I will tell you that we need to take zombie pro wrestling back. My suggestion is that we finally get my low-budget zombie movie, "Main Event of the Dead" off the ground. The script lacks a lumberjack match, so you know it has got to be better than the "Army of the Dead" advertisement. Ask for a treatment or give me suggestions on how to get it to a crowd-sourcing stage with an email to russthebus07@gmail.com.
 
 

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