Friday, October 11, 2019

From Sorry Sods to True Douches, Part 2

Back to the Sods v. Truckers

I already have Fireworks, multiple Dreamweaver windows, and Firefox open. Can you blame me for not wanting to open Word for proofreading?

I cannot say it has been a crazy couple of weeks, and that could be my problem. Okay, that is definitely my problem. I am broke. I do not have anyone I can relate to in the Peoria area (not to say anyone can), and no way to meet new people. I can affirm that after my accidental credit slip up on Zoosk.

It feels like I am on a countdown to extinction. If I cannot make something work by the end of the year, it'll be two years of worthlessness, and even with all the drama I have experienced, I have never had two consecutive years of being fucked. I would say the dead-pun-line is 12/31 because I do not want to be one of those assholes who do the died at age 30, 1980-2011.

If anything that is reason enough to jail Michael Jackson's doctor. I would show leniency if he would have postponed the OD a couple of months, so that MJ would have been 51 (1948-2009). Maybe that's why the obsessive compulsive should not pass judgment.

Then again, that would make this website the ultimate hypocrisy. Suppose I better get to the blog then, and skip discussing the kitty suicide notes and the depressed chick hair cut I nearly gave myself. Do pawn shops take beard trimmers?

From Sorry Sods to True Douches, Part 2

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