*Blog post started on March 27, 2020.
To Do List at the Day Job:
- Finish the critique of the proposed training/reference material: Check.
- Complete transcribing movie reviews from 10 year-old journal to blog posts. Check.
- Be the first to win "Drive Up Bingo": Check.
- Read through all the wrestling, sports, news and entertainment websites: Check.
- Relabel a large portion of this blog post labels to inspire random website traffic: Check.
- Remember to make sure my drawer is balanced. Check.
Technically, 20 Questions:
- Do I have a priority issue? I will leave that to my supervisor, who is on my Facebook friends list.
- Am I asking for a write up? That would at least kill time between customer droughts.
- I have plenty of empty pages in at least two of the four journals that I had brought in. But since I am not exceptionally pissed at anyone personally right now, what is the point?
- Anyhow, my first day off in two weeks is Sunday. Am I really going to use it to pen the next great novel?
- Do not ask me, "Should you?"
- If I cannot beat Galar Pokémon League Champion Leon with my Gyrados, Manetric, Piloswine, Doublade, Gloom, and Cinderace, my day is all filled up. How can you ask anything else of me?
- It's 2 p.m. I must be bored. Was that Matchbox Twenty reference a stretch?
- I need to come up with some idea to fill the time. Is it safe to state some screenplay ideas I have?
- With my codependency issues, should I trust you if the answer is yes?
- If the answer is yes, where have you been to tell me how to get my low-budget, pro-wrestling zom-com film "Main Event of the Dead" out of development hell? If you would like a story treatment, send me an e-mail to russthebus07@gmail.com.
- There are 17 minutes until my shift ends. Can I come up with 10 more questions?
- Am I in desperate need of improv classes?
- Will this be a weekly thing during the time of COVID-19?
- Why have we not come up with a great, non-racist nickname for it?
- How about calling it Fuck Bug-19?
- Cunt is my favorite curse word. Would it be sexist to call it Cunt-19?
- Which Trump are you hoping contracts it?
- Was this a blog that was worth putting out, or just an exercise?
- How desperate am I for interaction during lockdown?
- Is it cruel to: After accidentally stepping on your ex-girlfriends cat, corner it because you know your cat senses its weekened state, and let my better half whack the shit out of him for three seconds?
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