Well,
I cannot lay around my apartment waiting for one of the cats to grab a
pillow and smother me (Brenda has become accustomed to my face), so I
went out to see a movie last night. One of my coworkers recommended "Wanted" (sounded like it had all the campy stuff I want in a crappy action flick), but I'm all about cinema. Cinema. CINEMA.
As a result, "Wall-E" by Pixar was the best option.
This
film had a pretty simple premise. The story of two robots falling in
love by their united efforts to bring humanity back to the once
desolated by pollution planet of Earth. Wisely (from at least a
financial standpoint), Pixar decided to take the humorous path of
rescuing human race. With the failure at the box office of Danny Boyle
("Trainspotting", "28 Days Later") martyr fest of "Sunshine", one has to be able to laugh at the brink of destruction.
Until
the emotional climax, humor is always present. I do not know if Fred
Willard was needed as the President/CEO of the WalMart like conglomerate
that control society (he could have at least gave us his half-ass W
impersonation), but it keeps you happily involved with the story.
When
I stop to thing about it, the WalMart stuff in general could have been
lessened. I thought there was enough humor is a society that is beyond
super obesity. It is great that Pixar is making an effort to provide
voice work to the past their prime fat actors, but this does lead me to
question some of Pixar's believability.
How
does a bed ridden society of fat asses consistently mate for 700 years?
I've been desperate for a lay, but if I won't shag me, I don't want to
make any women deal with the act of satisfying my human needs.
So,
I guess that is the one thing I wasn't sold on in a brilliantly told
story. In a nearly perfect comedic film, I still must knit pick some of
the other elements in Pixar's decision making.
Did the hero have to look like a midget Johnny 5 for starters? Did Michael McKean build him?
Also
Wall-E, a robot desperate to experience the emotion of love, falls for a
feminine robot called Eve. This shows the lack of balls at Pixar to be
truly groundbreaking.
What
if the robot Wall-E fell in love with was masculine with a name like
Evan? Pixar had the chance to bust down social walls with the first
American gay cartoon couple (3-PO and R2 broke the robot barrier), and
they passed it up.
Really aren't robots androgynous, would parents have difficulty explaining this to their kids?
Well,
hopefully through my review, I have quelled any distractions one may
experience in what perhaps may be the best film of the year. Add the
best Pixar short film that I have seen, almost any one should jump at a
chance to see Wall-E on a digital screen.
Landmark Cinemas won't cut it for this one.
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