Dogs and Cats (and Foster Care Eunuchs) Are for Satire

ASSASSINS!!! Check out the 2019 Eddie Izzard Wunderbar to see the best statement in satire this year, perhaps the past three. The remaining June dates are at TicketMaster.com or EddieIzzard.com.

The plug for the wisest comedian will be understood by the end of the blog.

It kind of felt like a tough week for me, as I had predicted in the blog "Armed Response" or The Turd Seth Could Not Polish". Monday (Memorial Day), I thought I had a pretty clever joke, but it turned out that many thought it was in the same vein as the jokes that James Gunn had made before being a Marvel Master.

• Is it wrong to suggest spaying/neutering #children in the foster care system as a way of solving future pipulation issues? If it works for #cats and #dogs...
• After finding a spelling error in my last tweet (i and o are next to each other), I realize @realDonaldTrump is just stupid. With those tiny hands, how can he press wrong keys?
• If you want to practice #satire, it might be wise to get an LLC for yourself. That way you can place a "does not reflect" asterisk.

Of course, no one got on me over my rant on Twitter (oh for the days of attention for calling gun owners cowards), which made all the negative feedback coming from people more familiar (or very familiar) with me, my Facebook "friends". When you think you know people, or you hope that they are not as dense as they always seem to be.

You figure the satire was implied when you suggest something awful with cats and dogs

The rest of the week was all centered around the Eddie Izzard show at the Chase Chicago Theatre, so there was a lot of driving and walking about that makes you feel accomplished and worn. I figured that sleeping through Friday evening and night, I could face anything. An overstaffed check out line at the retailer Saturday morning, my demeanor was good.

And then along came a guest and his dog.

Read the rest of this blog and other stories at Main Event of the Dead.com and determine if this thought process can be translated into a B-movie comedy about pro-wrestling zombies.